The hoity-toity New York store Hermes (I u-tubed it, and it's pronounced "er-MEZ" so you won't embarras yourself when you go in there) is now offering a tee-shirt made of crocodile skin.
The lovely shirt (and by lovely, I mean hideous) can be yours for a mere $91,500, which is about twice the median American househould income. So, save up for a few years! Or put it on layaway!
As for me, I won't wear it if it doesn't come in a 5-pak from Hanes. And that goes for pants too.